Reviews and Sponsors

Reviews & Sponsors

If you would like a paid review or sponsored content, feel free to send me an email. Please keep in mind that my content reaches audiences that are 18 plus.

Sidebar Advertising

  • The sidebar banner must be 250×250, and not sexually explicit.
  • Ads will be shown on every page of the blog.
  • Banner must be a static image – not a gif.
  • No click through rate is guaranteed.
  • Payment is due upfront. Banner ad will not be placed without payment.
  • Emailing me does not mean you have been guaranteed a banner ad.
  • If you sell mostly toxic porous toys, you need not apply.
  • I reserve the right to remove banner ads based on my morality clause (below).
  • Advertising spots can not be reserved.

Sponsored Content

  • I do not give time frames for sponsored content as my chronic illnesses makes it difficult to plan my days.
  • All sponsored posts will be declared.
  • Nofollow links will be used.
  • Payment is due upfront.

What sponsored content includes:

  • Multiple HD photos.
  • 500+ words of high quality content.
  • Social media promotion. For social media I use this blog, Twitter (over 22500 followers), YouTube, and Instagram.
  • A link on

Product Reviews

My reviews focus on general accessibility, ease of use for myself, use with a partner (cis male), and any positives/negatives, for an example see here and here.

  • If you send me an item to review, you acknowledge that whatever I post will be honest and unbiased. I do not guarantee a positive reviews. No compensation will be given for negative reviews.
  • I do not give time frames for review. If you would like your product reviewed within a certain time, I will try, but there is no guarantee.
  • All products MUST be body safe (silicon, glass, metal etc.) – if you send me a toy that isn’t body safe I reserve the right to not review it.
  • If you send extra items along with the pre-agreed items, that does not mean I will review them on my blog, that means they are a gift.
  • I am not responsible for paying the shipping or custom costs of a product. If a product gets stuck at customs, I will provide you with the information needed to pay the fee.
  • If an items gets lost during shipping, you may not ask for compensation. If the review is negative, you may not ask for compensation.
  • I will always disclose when I receive a product that’s been sent for review. If you continually ask otherwise you will be blacklisted.
  • If your company stops stocking the item or affiliate scheme closes, I reserve the right to link to it via an affiliate/company that does stock it.

What your review includes:

  • Multiple HD photos.
  • A thorough review.
  • Frequent social media promotion. For social media I use this blog, Twitter (over 22900 followers), YouTube, and Instagram.
  • A link on

Morality Clause

If your company is found to be in any way ableist, sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, fat-shaming, condone non-consent, harassment or assault, or any other action which is deemed to be oppressive, reserves the right to (with immediate effect) cut ties with said company, and pull or withhold any banner advertisements, and disclose the behaviour of the company on past posts – sponsored or reviews.

If this happens, no compensation or notice will be given.

This morality clause applies to all reviews, sponsored content, giveaways, and ads.

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